Shanghai Charms Hotel

Shame on you kayak.

Beware Hotel is in great location. The pros end about there. Yes its true, the hotel is very near the main walking Street. However, you're better off sleeping on said street. We checked in for a total of 15 mins. That was enough time needed. Our "suite", and I use the term liberally, resembled the steerage room on an old ship; small, dank, and full of condoms. The condoms were on a convenience store style display, I'm assuming to give you a choice to use on whatever hooker youre bringing back - assuming theyre willing to set foot in Such a place. The "king" bed fit 1 small child or 1\3 adult. Rooms are cleaned after 1 pm based on our trashed room that we checked into. One would hope that the maids use a flame thrower. Room was roughly the size of a prison cell. However, room was not as nice as previous point. Beware of pickpockets: not nessessarily on the street, but on the elevator - they have ample time to rob you, since it stops on every floor for no apparent reason... We attempted to voice our concerns to the front desk who merely offered to send the maids to our cell block. They attempted to pursuaid us that all king beds are 5ft x 5ft and that rooms with windows are "deluxe" suites and can only be booked through the hotel. If you're looking to stay in the area - try anywhere else...

Everything. Also, they would not honour their free 24 hour cancellation policy. Beware!