Margo Hotel

Terrible

Nothing Very bad

Absolutely nothing, this place is a nightmare!

Oh gee, where to start... First of all, it's nearly impossible to even get in here since the doors are locked 24/7 and there's only one hand-written note on the door (in Russian only, of course) that says "call this number". Well, not every traveler is carrying a phone that works in Ukraine or speaks Russian, so that's a first obstacle. I got in with a help of a dude that works in a next door exchange booth. This is NOT a hotel, just a building with no amenities of a hotel (like reception etc.) and the first thing you notice when entering the hallway is very strong smell of mould. It's so thick that you can see the mold flying in the air. Think about the moldiest cellar you've ever been to and add some more. The room itself is nothing like in the pictures, or resembling that very vaguely. Room (listed as as a suite!) is small and smells so much of mould that i needed to keep windows open at all times just to be able to breath. The dude who is running this "hotel" obviously doesn't speak a word in english, only russian. And he's weird. Smelling the towels in the bathroom and the pillows on the bed as if to show that they are clean (like that is something special and unexpected) and showing that there is warm water in the bathroom, like that is something unusual as well in a hotel. The jacuzzi in the bathroom is out of order, obviously. And rusty. Toilet seat isn't attached properly, so it might dislocate at any given time, just as is the case with the sink in the bathroom. I didn't even use the shower, it looked so uncomfortable. The nightmare got worse right in the first morning when that weird dude was knocking on my door 8 o' clock and when he was persistant to get in, i let him in and what he did - he picked up a god-damn vacuum cleaner from my room! I didn't know is this even real or am i still sleeping!