Fantasy Hotel

There was nothing I liked. I have nothing to add here

All inclusive was incredibly misleading, timings were very restrictive, alcohol was disgusting cheap rubbish and restricted to their wine (on tap!) draught beer, ouzo and metaxa brandy. Rooms were beyond basic, i had zero toiletries provided and frequently no hot water to shower. Aircon was provided only in the adjoining room, not mine. Beds were uncomfortable, bedding cheap and scarce. Bar staff attitude was atrocious, i was chastised like a child for taking two ice cubes from an ice bucket on the bar, not from the machine (that has a huge sign saying no self service) Overall it was like a Butlins holiday camp on a bad day. Location was isolated and there was a workers motel close by populated by some very shady and undesirable men. Staircases are not lit at night so it was difficult to negotiate and daunting for single females. No elevator and no porter services available. The place is plastered in "do not" notices on everything thats supposed to be "all inclusive" so dont expect much of anything. The two Bars are manned by rude, arrogant and surly staff. This claims to be a family hotel yet the petulant pool bartender decides all the music to be played. One afternoon he blasted out an Eminems album full of profanity, then took notable offence when i suggested he turned his personal playlist off as it was not suitable for the ears of the children forced to listen to it from the pool.