Church Farm Guest House

Very simple, nothing special.

The bed was not comfortable.

The owner leaves for her 2nd job at 7pm & I arrived at 6.50pm as she was driving out her driveway. I had informed her I could be arriving as late as 7pm. I had been driving for 4 1/2 hours. She returned to the house evidently stressed. Later, I even answered the door to a couple who arrived at 7.15pm. We were given the family room, bunkbeds & a double, which had been sold to us as a single & a double. My son is 6' 9" so I was not keen to squash him into a bunk bed. She told us to be careful with the bunk bed as it had previously been broken. We were also told the heating is off from 11pm - 7am. Recommend purchasing a thermostat. Finally, we were told the bathroom is due for an upgrade. It was adequate but you headbutt the wall & shelf to clean your teeth over the hand basin. At breakfast we were told we could have mushrooms or eggs on toast only as breakfast options are based on the price you pay! Never heard of this in my life & glad this conversation was not in front of other guests! I paid £80 for a triple & full English breakfast which was the highest price online! Eventually, to my surprise, my daughter only was offered a menu & got a full English. My son & I received some smoke salmon to go on our eggs on toast. I wish I had not paid upfront as I would of left without breakfast because talking to her is so unpleasant. The place is only as nice as the person running it. She needs to be customer focused, open to discussion and deal with her stress. Until she addresses her issues I would definitely not recommend staying here. Note it is shared off road parking after passing through pot holes.