Orchid Hotel and Spa

The night staff members were polite and spoke a little English.

1. It smells like garbage everywhere. - the hotel is literally opposite a garbage dump, where scavengers pillage the trash for bottles. It smells as soon as you arrive In the taxi, and in your room when you open the windows. 2. No security. The door lock is broken, and the room can be accessed from the balcony. 3. No elevator and very steep stairs with low ceiling. (Nobody helps with baggage). 4 The air-condition unit is very old, barely works, smells, and makes you sick. (Very damp unpleasant smell). 5. The bed is horrible, you are sleeping in a hammock and it squeaks. 6. The bedsheets and towels are dirty with stains, there is no duvet, they just use 2 sheets to cover the very dirty old blanket. 7. The shower is very unpleasant, it blasts you 1 second with high pressure water, then looses pressure and then blasts again. 8. The WiFi is terrible, no coverage unstable and keeps Disconnecting. 9. When you arrive they inform you that the payment terminal is broken, and then take you to a rip-off currency exchange with terrible rates. 10. The balcony is really dirty and rusted. Generally the room is really run down, the furniture is close to antique, and the room has a damp unpleasant smell, when the windows is opened it smells like a garbage dump. Please see photos of the gorgeous “dumpster view.

I would have loved a decent breakfast.

The smelliness as the hotel is right next to a dump.