Royal Hotel

Quite impressed as I walked int the reception, looked really nice and modern, that was the last point that I was impressed sadly, I got taken to my room and as soon as I opened the door I was hit with heat that must have been Well over 30 degrees, bearing in mind this was 2330 at night and was still 21 degrees outside, I found the source of the heat. The radiator in the bathroom was blazing, so I attempted to turn it off, no luck as the spindle was worn and just spun, the room and bathroom windows were wide open which only added to the misery, the place was heaving with every flying insect you can imagine, anyway, I suffered it for around forty minutes before getting dressed and heading out to my van for some pliers in the hope I could turn it off and maybe not die of dehydration during the night, I met the 24hour guy down stairs and made him aware. When I got back to the bathroom I tried to turn the reactor... sorry I meant radiator off, this plan failed, the valve was jammed and going nowhere. I resigned myself to the fact that I had just booked the most expensive sauna in Scotland for the night. I had a look around the room and to my extreme delight I found a fan in the wardrobe, I was like finding an oasis in the desert, I plugged the fan in and sat in front of it on full blast..... nothing.....it was like a mirage, .the bugs flying around me were causing more of draught than the “fan” I lay most of the night soaked in sweat barely able to sleep for more than 20 mins at a time, so I got up at 6 am for a well needed shower, here we go again, I didn’t mind that it was freezing cold, it was quite enjoyable actually, but the fact the pressure waned until the water actually stopped running was a bit hard to take I reported the heat in the room as I was checking out, I wasn’t surprised to hear that the hotel knew about the fault, of course you did, the windows were wide open for a reason Also the lamp doesn’t work! Room 34, if offered do not take